Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
15.06.2025 00:22

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I understand how hurricane paths work
Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
Why does everyone hate Ed Sheeran so much?
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
I see through liars
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I actually pay taxes
Which race of women are the hottest?
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
I don’t buy bullshit
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I don’t cotton to rapists
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I can count
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I have complete contempt for fakery
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I have a reading level above third grade
I can read
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light